Confession Bear

I smell my fingers after a poop To see if I need to wash my hands

I smell my fingers after a poop To see if I need to wash my hands  Confession Bear

A guy at work is doing a terrible job. Completely incompetent I'm worried to say something because he's black, and I don't want to seem racist

A guy at work is doing a terrible job. Completely incompetent I'm worried to say something because he's black, and I don't want to seem racist  Confession Bear

We keep single-ply toilet paper In the guest bathroom

We keep single-ply toilet paper In the guest bathroom  Confession Bear

i think bronies are creepy

i think bronies are creepy  Confession Bear

Even though I'm hung over and don't want alcohol I'm drinking beers because football is on TV

Even though I'm hung over and don't want alcohol I'm drinking beers because football is on TV  Confession Bear

WHEN WATCHING A MOVIE I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE BAD GUY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE HOW HIS EVIL PLANS COME THROUGH

WHEN WATCHING A MOVIE I ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE BAD GUY BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE HOW HIS EVIL PLANS COME THROUGH  Confession Bear

When I get the gunk out of my dog's eyes I wipe it on her fur

When I get the gunk out of my dog's eyes I wipe it on her fur  Confession Bear

IF YOU WRITE "U" INSTEAD OF "YOU" I IMMEDIATELY ASSUME U R AN IDIOT

IF YOU WRITE

Sometimes I upvote things Just to make them an odd number.

Sometimes I upvote things Just to make them an odd number.  Confession Bear

I showed my roommates Reddit So I don't have to talk to them

I showed my roommates Reddit So I don't have to talk to them  Confession Bear
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