Confession Bear

Early 90s sitcoms and their life lessons actually shaped me into a charitable, kind, and compassionate adult.

Early 90s sitcoms and their life lessons  actually shaped me into a charitable, kind, and compassionate adult.  Confession Bear

I think Velma is hotter than Daphne

I think Velma is hotter than Daphne  Confession Bear

Sometimes I say "cheers mate" in a fake accent Because I like to imagine that I were an Englishman...

Sometimes I say

I kind of want North Korea to nuke America So then I could walk around D.C. pretending it's Fallout 3

I kind of want North Korea to nuke America So then I could walk around D.C. pretending it's Fallout 3  Confession Bear

I have secretly grown to hate my best friend over the past few months And only continue to stay because I need transportation between home and school

I have secretly grown to hate my best friend over the past few months And only continue to stay because I need transportation between home and school  Confession Bear

My plastic surgery has put me in so much mental and physical pain And i regret having it done so much

My plastic surgery has  put me in so much mental and physical pain And i regret having it done so much   Confession Bear

I'm happy that my daughter is ugly Because her 'boy issues' that I need to deal with are non-existent

I'm happy that my daughter is ugly Because her 'boy issues' that I need to deal with are non-existent  Confession Bear

I'm a straight married male but i would still like to smell what the Rock is Cooking.

I'm a straight married male but i would still like to smell what the Rock is Cooking.  Confession Bear

I did not understand any of the GIFs that explain where the chocolate goes.

I did not understand any of the GIFs  that explain where the chocolate goes.  Confession Bear

I liked Duke Nukem Forever because they put my name in the credits

I liked Duke Nukem Forever because they put my
name in the credits  Confession Bear
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