Confession Bear

I only pray when I'm at a friend's house waiting for a a huge shit to flush

I only pray when I'm at a friend's house waiting for a a huge shit to flush  Confession Bear

I listen to completely out-of-character music on the drive to work I change it to NPR when I get too close

I listen to completely out-of-character music on the drive to work I change it to NPR when I get too close  Confession Bear

i wipe boogers on the chair of the person i hate at work i don't feel bad

i wipe boogers on the chair of the person i hate at work i don't feel bad  Confession Bear

I upvote everything i comment on even if i disagree so that more people will see what i'm writing

I upvote everything i comment on even if i disagree so that more people will see what i'm writing  Confession Bear

I don't want my girlfriend to get this new job because she'd be making way more money than me

I don't want my girlfriend to get this new job because she'd be making way more money than me  Confession Bear

I hate when my family visits me in college After they leave, I feel like my what I've achieved is never good enough and I am reminded about how I have to return to that in the summer

I hate when my family visits me in college After they leave, I feel like my what I've achieved is never good enough and I am reminded about how I have to return to that in the summer  Confession Bear

I like peanuts but hate peanut butter

I like peanuts  but hate peanut butter  Confession Bear

Every time I get out a Trojan Fire & Ice Condom I think about that Spyro the Dragon sequel

Every time I get out a Trojan Fire & Ice Condom I think about that Spyro the Dragon sequel  Confession Bear

i don't think new U.S. military members should be honored the way they are they have knowingly signed up for a illegal and immoral war(s), for money

i don't think new U.S. military members should be honored the way they are they have knowingly signed up for a illegal and immoral war(s), for money  Confession Bear

I secretly hope my mom dies before I get married because I want a non-religious wedding and that would break her heart

I secretly hope my mom dies before I get married because I want a non-religious wedding and that would break her heart  Confession Bear
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