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I enjoy pooping in the morning because I'd rather just shower than wipe

I enjoy pooping in the morning because I'd rather just shower than wipe Confession Bear
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If you use "success kid" to post something about your sex life I just assume that you are a douche bag and an attention/karma whore

If you use
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I only enforce the "shirts tucked-in" policy at work so that I can check out the butts of the girls who work there.

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Sometimes I get jealous of my wife's upvote count So I post shitty comments on her account so people will downvote her.

Sometimes I get jealous of my wife's upvote count So I post shitty comments on her account so people will downvote her. Confession Bear
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Sometimes I don't spit out a loogie because I miss being able to eat my boogers

Sometimes I don't spit out a loogie because I miss being able to eat my boogers Confession Bear
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I tell people "I 'm just tired" so I don't have to talk about my depression

I tell people
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Up until yesterday I thought that the new Britney Spears song was about some new sexual reference to oreos

Up until yesterday I thought that the new Britney Spears song was about some new sexual reference to oreos Confession Bear
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I don't pirate music, games or movies, because I find it unethical and immoral.

I don't pirate music, games or movies, because I find it unethical and immoral. Confession Bear
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im a little on the fatter side i only fuck skinny chicks cuz im dont like fat chicks

im a little on the fatter side i only fuck skinny chicks cuz im dont like fat chicks Confession Bear
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If you eat ketchup instead of mustard on corndogs I assume you're a sociopath and probably a serial killer

If you eat ketchup instead of mustard on corndogs I assume you're a sociopath and probably a serial killer Confession Bear
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