Confession Bear

i think hurricane sandy's purpose was to finally scrub clean america's armpit

i think hurricane sandy's purpose was to finally scrub clean america's armpit  Confession Bear

I almost never downvote anything

I almost never downvote anything  Confession Bear

All the dinosaurs died because I touch myself at night

All the dinosaurs died because I touch myself at night  Confession Bear

I took an office job at a local university So that I can tell people I work at a college

I took an office job at a local university So that I can tell people I work at a college  Confession Bear

I love to smoke weed But I hate stoner culture

I love to smoke weed But I hate stoner culture  Confession Bear

I feel more sympathy when dogs die in movies than when humans do.

I feel more sympathy when dogs die in movies than when humans do.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see someone with an afro I always want to touch it

Whenever I see someone with an afro I always want to touch it  Confession Bear

I just turned 22 and i still sprint up the basement stairs

I just turned 22 and i still sprint up the basement stairs  Confession Bear

I enjoy watching america lose to smaller countries with not as strong of a sporting heritage

I enjoy watching america lose  to smaller countries with not as strong of a sporting heritage  Confession Bear

sometimes i pretend something tragic has happened to someone i love just to gauge how i'd react if it did happen

sometimes i pretend something tragic has happened to someone i love just to gauge how i'd react if it did happen  Confession Bear
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