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I secretly eat almond butter on our dishes because my roommate has a severe nut allergy.

I secretly eat almond butter on our dishes because my roommate has a severe nut allergy. Confession Bear
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I was housesitting with a friend when we were fifteen I forced the dog to lick my dick and asshole until i came

I was housesitting with a friend when we were fifteen I forced the dog to lick my dick and asshole until i came Confession Bear
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I mistrust all rape victims Until there is definitive proof. Their own account is not enough

I mistrust all rape victims Until there is definitive proof. Their own account is not enough Confession Bear
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Whenever I see someone copying of my exam I purposely put the wrong answers and then change them back to the right ones right before I turn it in.

Whenever I see someone copying of my exam I purposely put the wrong answers and then change them back to the right ones right before I turn it in. Confession Bear
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Slept on church floor on Christian holiday Sleepwalked and couldn't find toilet so urinated on waterproof kitchen floor

Slept on church floor on Christian holiday Sleepwalked and couldn't find toilet so urinated on waterproof kitchen floor Confession Bear
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I call black people street lights So I can talk about them in public

I call black people street lights So I can talk about them in public Confession Bear
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Everytime my girlfriend watches Netflix I immediately give the show a one star rating

Everytime my girlfriend watches Netflix I immediately give the show a one star rating Confession Bear
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I have rap music in my ipod listings so my friends won't make fun of me.

I have rap music in my ipod listings so my friends won't make fun of me. Confession Bear
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I sometimes pick my nose and really enjoy it

I sometimes pick my nose and really enjoy it Confession Bear
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I write bad reviews for my doctor So the wait times are shorter

I write bad reviews for my doctor So the wait times are shorter Confession Bear
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