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I complain about the lack of decent, intelligent men at my university When I really just don't think there are enough attractive ones

I complain about the lack of decent, intelligent men at my university When I really just don't think there are enough attractive ones Confession Bear
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I joke with my wife about getting her a boyfriend. I really wish she would get one.

I joke with my wife about getting her a boyfriend. I really wish she would get one. Confession Bear
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i can afford to tip i just don't want to

i can afford to tip i just don't want to Confession Bear
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When I eat trail mix I only eat M&M's and ignore the other nuts

When I eat trail mix I only eat M&M's and ignore the other nuts Confession Bear
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When I wipe my butt, and my finger punches through the toilet paper. I smell my finger.

When I wipe my butt, and my finger punches through the toilet paper. I smell my finger. Confession Bear
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I clean my golf clubs with my ex girlfriend's toothbrush and every time I hit a ball, I visualize I'm smacking her teeth out

I clean my golf clubs with my ex girlfriend's toothbrush and every time I hit a ball, I visualize I'm smacking her teeth out Confession Bear
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I don't like bacon But I eat a lot because my roommate brings home free bacon all the time. I also hate cats.

I don't like bacon But I eat a lot because my roommate brings home free bacon all the time. I also hate cats. Confession Bear
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i dont trust my boyfriend so i spy on him and just end up hurting myself

i dont trust my boyfriend so i spy on him and just end up hurting myself Confession Bear
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Every time someone says 'I'm not racist, but...' I instantly write them off as racists

Every time someone says 'I'm not racist, but...' I instantly write them off as racists Confession Bear
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I feel worse for the people of Waco Than I do for the people of Boston

I feel worse for the people of Waco Than I do for the people of Boston Confession Bear
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