Confession Bear

I have a chronic disease that's kicking my ass and I DO want people's pity

I have a chronic disease that's kicking my ass and I DO want people's pity  Confession Bear

I hold back my pee in public bathrooms To make myself pee longer than the other guys

I hold back my pee in public bathrooms To make  myself  pee longer than the other guys  Confession Bear

I enjoy smoking more than I enjoy being healthy

I enjoy smoking  more than I enjoy being healthy  Confession Bear

Whenever I have a booger, I let the dog lick my face to get it out.

Whenever I have a booger, I let the dog lick my face to get it out.  Confession Bear

I wish I was fat so that I could lose it all and have weight loss pics

I wish I was fat so that I could lose it all and have weight loss pics   Confession Bear

If I came across human skeletal remains I wouldn't call the police; I'd keep them

If I came across human skeletal remains I wouldn't call the police; I'd keep them  Confession Bear

I always complain about torrent speeds but i refuse to seed

I always complain about torrent speeds but i refuse to seed  Confession Bear

I think Emma Watson Is just ok

I think Emma Watson Is just ok  Confession Bear

I'd really like to see more gun control... but i'm always happy when a victim pulls a gun and kills some scumbag.

I'd really like to see more gun control... but i'm always happy when a victim pulls a gun and kills some scumbag.   Confession Bear

I STRATEGICALLY PLACE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING SO I CAN SNAPCHAT IT TO MY FRIENDS

I STRATEGICALLY PLACE TOILET PAPER AFTER WIPING  SO I CAN SNAPCHAT IT TO MY FRIENDS  Confession Bear
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