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Confession Bear

If a hot, tall, blond norwegian girl is dancing towards me i automatically assume that she is too drunk to fuck afterwards.

If a hot, tall, blond norwegian girl is dancing towards me i automatically assume that she is too drunk to fuck afterwards. Confession Bear
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I purposely gave someone the wrong answers on a quiz for a forklift certification He failed and quit a week later.

I purposely gave someone the wrong answers on a quiz for a forklift certification He failed and quit a week later. Confession Bear
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I'm more excited for The Knife's new album than the new album by Daft Punk

I'm more excited for The Knife's new album than the new album by Daft Punk Confession Bear
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I killed two hikers Just because they made eye contact with me.

I killed two hikers Just because they made eye contact with me. Confession Bear
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I enjoy watching people speedrun video games more than I enjoy watching TV.

I enjoy watching people speedrun video games more than I enjoy watching TV. Confession Bear
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I thought that the boss from "good guy boss" was holding out his hand so he could give a handshake but after reading like 600 of them today I realize that he is giving the thumbs up

I thought that the boss from
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I killed three people and buried their bodies in the woods of my hometown.

I killed three people and buried their bodies in the woods of my hometown. Confession Bear
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I don't make serious confession bears under a throwaway account because I want all the karma on this account, but I don't want to reveal my secrets.

I don't make serious confession bears under a throwaway account because I want all the karma on this account, but I don't want to reveal my secrets. Confession Bear
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I think Silver Nickels & Golden Dimes is suitable for radio play

I think Silver Nickels & Golden Dimes is suitable for radio play Confession Bear
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i sometimes turn on the water just so my roommates think i washed my hands

i sometimes turn on the water just so my roommates think i washed my hands Confession Bear
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