Confession Bear

I trim my pubes so that snot doesn't get stuck there when I blow my nose in the shower

I trim my pubes  so that snot doesn't get stuck there when I blow my nose in the shower  Confession Bear

I love my dog More than the rest of my family.

I love my dog More than the rest of my family.  Confession Bear

I take advantage of tragic events for karma .

I take advantage of tragic events for karma .  Confession Bear

I'VE NEVER SUBMITTED AN FB STATUS UPDATE I'M TOO AFRAID THAT NO ONE WILL REPLY OR LIKE IT

I'VE NEVER SUBMITTED AN FB STATUS UPDATE I'M TOO AFRAID THAT NO ONE WILL REPLY OR LIKE IT  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish I would get into a terrible accident so my parents can learn a lesson

Sometimes I wish I would get into a terrible accident so my parents can learn a lesson  Confession Bear

After I read and take the money out of a birthday card I immediately throw it away

After I read and take the money out of a birthday card I immediately throw it away  Confession Bear

If you drive around with your spare tire on I automatically assume you are trailer trash

If you drive around with your spare tire on I automatically assume you are trailer trash  Confession Bear

My wife has self esteem issues So I flirt with her in front of other attractive women

My wife has self esteem issues So I flirt with her in front of other attractive women  Confession Bear

When ever I post something to a subreddit. I downvote every other new post.

When ever I post something to a subreddit. I downvote every other new post.  Confession Bear

I don't really care About the Super Bowl

I don't really care About the Super Bowl  Confession Bear
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