Confession Bear

If your last name is 'Cummings' I laugh very immaturely and wonder why you haven't changed your name yet

If your last name is 'Cummings' I laugh very immaturely and wonder why you haven't changed your name yet  Confession Bear

I stole my roommate's link, posted it to a different subreddit And got more upvotes

I stole my roommate's link, posted it to a different subreddit And got more upvotes  Confession Bear

I hold my breath whenever someone walks past me So I don't have to smell their body odor

I hold my breath whenever someone walks past me So I don't have to smell their body odor  Confession Bear

half the reason I log into reddit is to downvote /r/aww

half the reason I log into reddit is to downvote /r/aww  Confession Bear

I decline to walk my 'R'-fearing mother through the well-lit parking lot Because I don't think anyone would find her attractive enough to 'R.'

I decline to walk my 'R'-fearing mother through the well-lit parking lot Because I don't think anyone would find her attractive enough to 'R.'  Confession Bear

Sometimes I upvote comments Based solely on my perceived attractiveness of your username

Sometimes I upvote comments Based solely on my perceived attractiveness of your username  Confession Bear

I don't give a shit that Jason Collins came out of the closet

I don't give a shit that Jason Collins came out of the closet  Confession Bear

I've never seen a single episode of Dr. Who

I've never seen a single episode of Dr. Who  Confession Bear

I'd like to make fun of the Oakland Raiders But it's too easy and I feel sorry for them

I'd like to make fun of the Oakland Raiders But it's too easy and I feel sorry for them  Confession Bear

I don't want a zombie apocalypse because even if I prepare well my luck will get me killed first

I don't want a zombie apocalypse because even if I prepare well my luck will get me killed first   Confession Bear
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