Confession Bear

I automatically hate people who name their pets after The Avengers because I assume they're idiot posers who just saw the movie and never actually read the comics growing up

I automatically hate people who name their pets after The Avengers because I assume they're idiot posers who just saw the movie and never actually read the comics growing up   Confession Bear

Sometimes when i'm bored i browse wikipedia and find myself masturbating to the sex position drawings

Sometimes when i'm bored i browse wikipedia and find myself masturbating to the sex position drawings  Confession Bear

People think I'm some confession bear because of this pic... But actually... There's a glory hole down there

People think I'm some confession bear because of this pic... But actually...
There's a glory hole down there  Confession Bear

When I was 5, I killed my mother Police arrested my father and never found out I did it.

When I was 5, I killed my mother Police arrested  my father and never found out I did it.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I drive in the left lane and do the exact speed limit to keep other drivers from having a speed related accident or ticket. I know they hate me but I'd rather they were safer.

Sometimes I drive in the left lane and do the exact speed limit to keep other drivers from having a speed related accident or ticket.  I know they hate me but I'd rather they were safer.  Confession Bear

Whenever I see a homeless person on the street claiming to be a veteran I automatically assume they are lying to get more money

Whenever I see a homeless person on the street claiming to be a veteran I automatically assume they are lying to get more money  Confession Bear

Ever since i was attacked by a gigantic squirrel as a child I hate them all. even when they climb out of a toilet.

Ever since i was attacked by a gigantic squirrel as a child I hate them all. even when they climb out of a toilet.  Confession Bear

I regret turning down the offer to be fuck buddies.

I regret turning down the offer to be fuck buddies.  Confession Bear

I'm a fucking bear

I'm a fucking bear  Confession Bear

I know this is a really unpopular opinion but i really hate bacon and it makes me feel sick.

I know this is a really unpopular opinion but i really hate bacon and it makes me feel sick.  Confession Bear
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