Confession Bear

I dislike short haircuts for women so I feel more sorry for the ladies who donated hair than the cancer patients they raised money for.

I dislike short haircuts for women so I feel more sorry for the ladies who donated hair than the cancer patients they raised money for.   Confession Bear

When Michelle Obama appeared to present Picture of the Year I assumed it was because the film about abolishing slavery had won.

When Michelle Obama appeared to present Picture of the Year I assumed it was because the film about abolishing slavery had won.  Confession Bear

I actually like the american Top Gear better than the english version

I actually like the american Top Gear better than the english version  Confession Bear

All I want from Generation VI is lower-level evolutions

All I want from Generation VI is lower-level evolutions  Confession Bear

I wish I had more outwardly religious friends on Facebook. So I can prove them wrong

I wish I had more outwardly religious friends on Facebook. So I can prove them wrong  Confession Bear

I have a degree in mechanical engineering I still can't figure out the self-checkout

I have a degree in mechanical engineering I still can't figure out the self-checkout  Confession Bear

IF SOMEONE SAYS "THAT'S EVEN BETTER THAN SEX" I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THEY ARE VIRGINS

IF SOMEONE SAYS

I sometimes Skype my ex girlfriend, whom I hate Because I've lost a lot of weight and my life is going way better than hers, but she was a total bitch.

I sometimes Skype my ex girlfriend, whom I hate Because I've lost a lot of weight and my life is going way better than hers, but she was a total bitch.  Confession Bear

I don't make fake confessions about rude customers For internet points

I don't make fake confessions about rude customers  For internet points  Confession Bear

When I see someone trying to merge when I'm having had a bad day I match their speed so they can not get over

When I see someone trying to merge when I'm having had a bad day I match their speed so they can not get over  Confession Bear
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