Confession Bear

all drum solos are lame and boring

all drum solos are lame and boring  Confession Bear

I haven't written 2012 and corrected it to 2013 because I'm not an idiot

I haven't written 2012 and corrected it to 2013 because I'm not an idiot  Confession Bear

I Only Date Skinny Girls So If They Gain Weight Later They Still Won't Be Fat

I Only Date Skinny Girls So If They Gain Weight Later They Still Won't Be Fat  Confession Bear

I hesitate to post because My friends stalk my profile relentlessly

I hesitate to post because My friends stalk my profile relentlessly  Confession Bear

I upvote posts with karma ending in 9's... just because I prefer seeing multiples of 10.

I upvote posts with karma ending in 9's... just because I prefer seeing multiples of 10.  Confession Bear

If you are driving an Audi I assume you are a douchebag and intentionally try to inconvenience you on the road

If you are driving an Audi I assume you are a douchebag and intentionally try to inconvenience you on the road  Confession Bear

When I see a TIL link I read the title and move on because I'm too lazy to read the article

When I see a TIL link I read the title and move on because I'm too lazy to read the article  Confession Bear

I don't think your weight loss pictures belong on the front page

I don't think your weight loss pictures  belong on the front page  Confession Bear

My S.O. doesn't know about reddit Steal best jokes from reddit and now I'm the funniest man alive

My S.O. doesn't know about reddit Steal best jokes from reddit and now I'm the funniest man alive  Confession Bear

The first time I saw Nutella I thought it was gross

The first time I saw Nutella  I thought it was gross
  Confession Bear
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