Confession Bear

Sometimes in private I really like to dress up like shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.

Sometimes in private I really like to dress up like shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick.  Confession Bear

It was me I stole the cookies from the cookie jar

It was me I stole the cookies from the cookie jar  Confession Bear

I pee in the shower When I'm not showering

I pee in the shower When I'm not showering  Confession Bear

i pretend to be asleep when you walk by but actually im wide awake

i pretend to be asleep when you walk by but actually im wide awake  Confession Bear

I have no confessions because I'm always honest

I have no confessions because I'm always honest  Confession Bear

Engineering major I don't know my multiplication tables

Engineering major I don't know my multiplication tables  Confession Bear

I Like movies with the rock

 I Like movies with the rock  Confession Bear

I lied I know it's a repost

I lied I know it's a repost  Confession Bear

I don't find Ron Swanson to be funny

I don't find Ron Swanson to be funny   Confession Bear

I upvote every game of thrones meme

I upvote every game of thrones meme  Confession Bear
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