Confession Bear

If I was pregnant with a mentally challenged baby I'd be really surprised, because I'm a dude

If I was pregnant with a mentally challenged baby I'd be really surprised, because I'm a dude  Confession Bear

I don't eat at subway Because I don't like it my way

I don't eat at subway Because I don't like it my way  Confession Bear

When my cat ran away I didnt really care She probably went to someone who will appreciate her more

When my cat ran away I didnt really care She probably went to someone who will appreciate her more  Confession Bear

When I was a kid i used to fake nightmares to sleep with my parents, just to stay up and watch the uncensored girls gone wild on their old cable box

When I was a kid i used to fake nightmares to sleep with my parents, just to stay up and watch the uncensored girls gone wild on their old cable box   Confession Bear

Seeing all these pictures of weird feet Make me feel good about my normal toes.

Seeing all these pictures of weird feet Make me feel good about my normal toes.  Confession Bear

I have a Reddit account, but I never contribute to Reddit and only click on imgur links

I have a Reddit account, but I never contribute to Reddit and only click on imgur links  Confession Bear

I once stole a bottle of nail polish just because I could

I once stole a bottle of nail polish just because I could  Confession Bear

I forget to upvote most of the posts that I look at because I'm forgetful But I actually expect everyone that looks at my post to upvote it.

I forget to upvote most of the posts that I look at because I'm forgetful But I actually expect everyone that looks at my post to upvote it.  Confession Bear

THE ONLY REASON I USE TWITTER IS TO FOLLOW MY GIRLFRIEND SO I KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOOD SHE'S IN BEFORE I GET HOME FROM WORK

THE ONLY REASON I USE TWITTER IS TO FOLLOW MY GIRLFRIEND SO I KNOW WHAT KIND OF MOOD SHE'S IN BEFORE I GET HOME FROM WORK  Confession Bear

My wife is a very deep sleeper It's about the only time I get to have sex with her

My wife is a very deep sleeper It's about the only time I get to have sex with her  Confession Bear
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