Confession Bear

I DONT THINK STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

I DONT THINK STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON  Confession Bear

I started watching Arrested Development So I could understand more jokes on Reddit

I started watching Arrested Development So I could understand more jokes on Reddit  Confession Bear

I lie on all my confession bears because it's such an easy cash in on that sweet sweet karma

I lie on all my confession bears because it's such an easy cash in on that sweet sweet karma  Confession Bear

Everyone in my class thinks I'm great at algebra This is really my third year taking the class

Everyone in my class thinks I'm great at algebra This is really my third year taking the class  Confession Bear

had my most successful post yet today which i originally stole from /r/funny and reposted in another sub

had my most successful post yet today which i originally stole from /r/funny and reposted in another sub  Confession Bear

the next motherfucker that posts a link to spam that won't let me get back to reddit i'm gonna make it my mission in life to get you banned from fuckin everything

the next motherfucker that posts a link to spam that won't let me get back to reddit i'm gonna make it my mission in life to get you banned from fuckin everything  Confession Bear

IF I LIVE TO BE OLD ENOUGH OR HURT ENOUGH TO BECOME A BURDEN TO SOMEONE I'D RATHER DIE

IF I LIVE TO BE OLD ENOUGH OR HURT ENOUGH TO BECOME A BURDEN TO SOMEONE I'D RATHER DIE  Confession Bear

Congratulate my shitty behavior with positive reinforcement

Congratulate my shitty behavior
 with positive reinforcement  Confession Bear

People always ask why my hands are so soft I say I don't know but it's really because I masturbate with hand cream every night

People always ask why my hands are so soft I say I don't know but it's really because I masturbate with hand cream every night  Confession Bear

I don't know which way is the 'right' way to face toilet paper.

I don't know which way is the 'right' way to face toilet paper.  Confession Bear
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