Confession Bear

I am a huge movie fan but I had no fucking clue who Roger Ebert was

I am a huge movie fan but I had no fucking clue who Roger Ebert was   Confession Bear

I tried to greet a nice lady by gnawing on her face but she poked me in the eye and sicced her dogs on me

I tried to greet a nice lady by gnawing on her face but she poked me in the eye and sicced her dogs on me  Confession Bear

I would go to the bathroom alot claim it was my stomach ache I had no stomach ache and actually fapped in my tutor's home

I would go to the bathroom alot claim it was my stomach ache I had no stomach ache and actually fapped in my tutor's home  Confession Bear

I hope no on Reddit finds out That I secretly love computers, and cats, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Atheism, and breasts, and Barack Obama.

I hope no on Reddit finds out That I secretly love computers, and cats, and Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Atheism, and breasts, and Barack Obama.   Confession Bear

i won 100 million euros in the european lottery and since this is the internet, the police should deliver it to my ip.

i won 100 million euros in the european lottery and since this is the internet, the police should deliver it to my ip.  Confession Bear

I was sexually abused when I was a child actor I still haven't told anyone but Reddit

I was sexually abused when I was a child actor I still haven't told anyone but Reddit  Confession Bear

given the opportunity i'd kill and eat stephen colbert

given the opportunity i'd kill and eat stephen colbert  Confession Bear

I don't really care about the Boston Bombing victims because I don't know those people I also just subscribed to /r/toosoon

I don't really care about the Boston Bombing victims because I don't know those people I also just subscribed to /r/toosoon  Confession Bear

I tell my desperate single friends about fights with my boyfriend that never happened so they feel less bad about being single

I tell my desperate single friends about fights with my boyfriend that never happened  so they feel less bad about being single  Confession Bear

The flairs Are the only things that make me laugh on /r/adviceanimals

The flairs Are the only things that make me laugh on /r/adviceanimals  Confession Bear
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