Confession Bear

When it's someone's birthday on Facebook I won't say happy birthday unless they said it to me on mine

When it's someone's birthday on Facebook I won't say happy birthday unless they said it to me on mine  Confession Bear

I worked with special needs children for three summers one of them said "movies" and it sounded like "boobies" so I had him go up to female counselors and tell them that he liked movies

I worked with special needs children for three summers one of them said

WHEN I WATCH JEOPARDY WITH MY FRIENDS I SECRETLY GOOGLE THE FINAL QUESTION ON MY PHONE TO SEEM SMART

WHEN I WATCH JEOPARDY WITH MY FRIENDS I SECRETLY GOOGLE THE FINAL QUESTION ON MY PHONE TO SEEM SMART  Confession Bear

When I'm with a girl in bed I imagine her clitoris is a tiny penis

When I'm with a girl in bed
 I imagine her clitoris is a tiny penis  Confession Bear

If you use confession bear I assume you're a moaning cunt

If you use confession bear I assume you're a moaning cunt  Confession Bear

I know my grandma is gonna die soon I still can't bring myself to go visit her

I know my grandma is gonna die soon I still can't bring myself to go visit her  Confession Bear

I want to go out but its too fucking cold

I want to go out but its too fucking cold  Confession Bear

I LIKE UPVOTING POSTS ON SMALLER SUBREDDITS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE MY VOTE ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING THERE

I LIKE UPVOTING POSTS ON SMALLER SUBREDDITS BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE MY VOTE ACTUALLY MEANS SOMETHING THERE  Confession Bear

I tend to personify food i like Which makes me feel cruel when I throw away insignificant french fry pieces.

I tend to personify food i like Which makes me feel cruel when I throw away insignificant french fry pieces.   Confession Bear

I don't get why people hate Apple Maps

I don't get why people hate Apple Maps  Confession Bear
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