Confession Bear

I sleep more during finals week than i do any other week of the semester

I sleep more during finals week than i do any other week of the semester  Confession Bear

I DO MOST OF MY SHITTING IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WHEN I FLUSH

I DO MOST OF MY SHITTING IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM WHEN I FLUSH  Confession Bear

I only celebrate holdiays because society expects me to

I only celebrate holdiays because society expects me to  Confession Bear

i drive home on my lunch break just to take a shit

i drive home on my lunch break just to take a shit  Confession Bear

If you're offended by the word ''Christmas'' I automatically think you're an asshole

If you're offended by the word ''Christmas'' I automatically think you're an asshole  Confession Bear

I can't pee in the shower because my plumbing sucks and I dont want to stand in ankle deep piss water

I can't pee in the shower because my plumbing sucks and I dont want to stand in ankle deep piss water  Confession Bear

Boss gave me plate of cookies to "share with the family" Secretly ate them all by myself

Boss gave me plate of cookies to

I think there is enough trees on r/trees

I think there is enough trees on r/trees  Confession Bear

Whenever I see the personification of /r/atheism in real life I'll try to make you mad

Whenever I see the personification of /r/atheism in real life I'll try to make you mad  Confession Bear

Presents are nice, but all I really want for Christmas is a blowjob

Presents are nice, but all I really want for Christmas is a blowjob  Confession Bear
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