Confession Bear

I'm in my mid 20's and don't know the order of the months

I'm in my mid 20's and don't know the order of the months  Confession Bear

I wish I could attach a picture to my resume because I think it would improve my chances of getting hired if they knew how cute I was

I wish I could attach a picture to my resume because I think it would improve my chances of getting hired if they knew how cute I was  Confession Bear

If your comment isn't on the far left Im not going to read it

If your comment isn't on the far left Im not going to read it  Confession Bear

One time I tasted my own poop

One time I tasted my own poop  Confession Bear

If I ever was diagnosed with a major disease I'd ignore treatment and run away so my wife wouldn't have to suffer with me.

If I ever was diagnosed with a major disease I'd ignore treatment and run away so my wife wouldn't have to suffer with me.  Confession Bear

My Facebook wall is full of happy status updates, cheerful comments and pictures of my new baby So nobody figures out I have postpartum depression and starve myself to get the baby weight off

My Facebook wall is full of happy status updates, cheerful comments and pictures of my new baby So nobody figures out I have postpartum depression and starve myself to get the baby weight off  Confession Bear

I JUDGE PEOPLE. BY THE TYPE OF CAR THEY DRIVE.

I JUDGE PEOPLE. BY THE TYPE OF CAR THEY DRIVE.  Confession Bear

I BLAME MY SILENT FARTS ON MY DOG WHENEVER I HAVE COMPANY THAT WAY I GET AWAY WITH AIRBORNE MURDER AND SAVE MYSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT

I BLAME MY SILENT FARTS ON MY DOG WHENEVER I HAVE COMPANY THAT WAY I GET AWAY WITH AIRBORNE MURDER AND SAVE MYSELF FROM EMBARRASSMENT  Confession Bear

I obsessively read about chronic adolescant diseases Because I fantasize about meeting a cute lady who suffered from one and is excited to talk to a a guy who knows what she went through.

I obsessively read about chronic adolescant diseases Because I fantasize about meeting a cute lady who suffered from one and is excited to talk to a a guy who knows what she went through.  Confession Bear

I missed my cake day (by a month) and it made me sad

I missed my cake day (by a month) and it made me sad  Confession Bear
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