Confession Bear

After I took a massive poop, I decided to shave my pubes with my roommates shaver. I dropped the shaver in the poopy water and after a quick rinse I continued to shave myself.

After I took a massive poop, I decided to shave my pubes with my roommates shaver.  I dropped the shaver in the poopy water and after a quick rinse I continued to shave myself.   Confession Bear

I actually hate this meme But apparently the rest of the internet doesn't, and I really want karma

I actually hate this meme But apparently the rest of the internet doesn't, and I really want karma  Confession Bear

I USE MY POOR FAMILY'S INFORMATION TO GET STUDENT FINANCIAL AID

I USE MY POOR FAMILY'S INFORMATION TO GET STUDENT FINANCIAL AID  Confession Bear

If you say you value every human life I automatically assume you're full of it

If you say you value every human life I automatically assume you're full of it  Confession Bear

I think Jim from The Office Is kind of a dick

I think Jim from The Office Is kind of a dick  Confession Bear

After being burned so much from online dating I keep checking thedirty.com to see if the girl I am talking to is on it

After being burned so much from online dating I keep checking thedirty.com to see if the girl I am talking to is on it  Confession Bear

I sometimes have to hide the pills I take In the hotdogs that I eat

I sometimes have to hide the pills I take In the hotdogs that I eat  Confession Bear

My parents think I sell drugs But i actually ghostwrite essays for my classmates

My parents think I sell drugs But i actually ghostwrite essays for my classmates  Confession Bear

Bacon disgusts me

 Bacon disgusts me  Confession Bear

When I was at restaurants as a kid, I carefully put my used toothpicks back in their wrappers and left them in the little toothpick holder

When I was at restaurants as a kid, I carefully put my used toothpicks back in their wrappers and left them in the little toothpick holder  Confession Bear
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