Confession Bear

The frat boy next door to my house blew me the other night I just lived one of my fantasies

The frat boy next door to my house blew me the other night I just lived one of my fantasies  Confession Bear

I downvote Today I Learned posts if I already knew the fact

I downvote Today I Learned posts if I already knew the fact  Confession Bear

I pretend to love The Big Lebowski Even though I think it's the worst film ever made

I pretend to love The Big Lebowski Even though I think it's the worst film ever made  Confession Bear

Back when I was at my absolute worst I'd vomit at Chinese buffets to create more room for more Chinese food.

Back when I was at my absolute worst I'd vomit at Chinese buffets to create more room for more Chinese food.   Confession Bear

When my nephew was 14 he said him and his friends wanted to smoke pot I gave them salvia

When my nephew was 14 he said him and his friends wanted to smoke pot I gave them salvia  Confession Bear

My ex girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend So I took the virginity of the girl my best friend has liked since he was 12

My ex girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend So I took the virginity of the girl my best friend has liked since he was 12  Confession Bear

I USE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THE CHRISTIANS BECAUSE ALL THE ATHEISTS WERE ASSHOLES

I USE TO HANG OUT WITH ALL THE CHRISTIANS BECAUSE ALL THE ATHEISTS WERE ASSHOLES   Confession Bear

You getting mad that I don't care you want to kill yourself Is like me getting mad that you don't think my existence is worth not killing yourself

You getting mad that I don't care you want to kill yourself Is like me getting mad that you don't think my existence is worth not killing yourself  Confession Bear

I downvote your photos of your dead pet. I come here for funny stuff, not your egocentric karma whoring.

I downvote your photos of your dead pet. I come here for funny stuff, not your egocentric karma whoring.  Confession Bear

I use the same razor to trim my face to trim my pubes

I use the same razor to trim my face to trim my pubes  Confession Bear
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