Confession Bear

I open the car door for my girlfriend only because it doesnt unlock from the driver side

I open the car door for my girlfriend only because it doesnt unlock from the driver side  Confession Bear

I'm just trying to get karma

I'm just trying to get karma  Confession Bear

I don't really like First wave ska

I don't really like  First wave ska  Confession Bear

I only have the TV turned on So i don't feel lonely

I only have the TV turned on So i don't feel lonely  Confession Bear

I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT A 12 YEAR OLD

I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT A 12 YEAR OLD  Confession Bear

I thought of how sad my girlfriend would be if she knew I was cheating To help me last longer while I was cheating on her

I thought of how sad my girlfriend would be if she knew I was cheating To help me last longer while I was cheating on her  Confession Bear

Sometimes before bed, my boyfriend doesn't want to have sex So I wait until he's asleep and I masturbate beside him.

Sometimes before bed, my boyfriend doesn't want to have sex So I wait until he's asleep and I masturbate beside him.  Confession Bear

After I watched the first few episodes of HIMYM I actually thought the mother was Robin's sister, because Ted referred to Robin as "your Aunt Robin"

After I watched the first few episodes of HIMYM I actually thought the mother was Robin's sister, because Ted referred to Robin as

I hate all the fuss over the Super Bowl adverts They make so many in the US look like consumer zombies

I hate all the fuss over the Super Bowl adverts They make so many in the  US look like consumer zombies  Confession Bear

Whenever my post/comment gets a lot of upvotes I stare at it for minutes, thinking how awesome I am

Whenever my post/comment gets a lot of upvotes I stare at it for minutes, thinking how awesome I am  Confession Bear
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