Confession Bear

If you wear a flat-billed hat I automatically think you're a douche bag

If you wear a flat-billed hat I automatically think you're a douche bag  Confession Bear

I hate Steve Jobs He was just a selfish rich guy

I hate Steve Jobs He was just a selfish rich guy  Confession Bear

My female roommate had to start prostituting for rent Now I pay her rent and fuck her twice a week

My female roommate had to start prostituting for rent Now I pay her rent and fuck her twice a week  Confession Bear

I support drug tests in order for people to receive welfare

I support drug tests in order for people to receive welfare  Confession Bear

I hang out at my work everyday because I don't have any other friends to be around

I hang out at my work everyday because I don't have any other friends to be around  Confession Bear

When I first saw the 10guy meme i just thought he was mentally retarded

When I first saw the 10guy meme i just thought he was mentally retarded  Confession Bear

My boyfriend refuses to use the soy sauce packets delivered with our sushi because they are 'inferior' I refill our bottle of kikkoman with the packets when he's not around

My boyfriend refuses to use the soy sauce packets delivered with our sushi because they are 'inferior' I refill our bottle of kikkoman with the packets when he's not around  Confession Bear

I DON'T LIKE BEING AROUND MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PEOPLE

I DON'T LIKE BEING AROUND MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PEOPLE  Confession Bear

I don't like the Beatles

 I don't like the Beatles  Confession Bear

I pretend to support world peace. But I secretly want North Korea to finally get what's coming to them.

I pretend to support world peace. But I secretly want North Korea to finally get what's coming to them.  Confession Bear
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