Confession Bear

I caught myself doing the despicable act of "YOLOING" the other day I justified it by calling it "Total Apathy For Life Moment"

I caught myself doing the despicable act of

I faked an orgasm when my wife wanted us to try for a baby because I had just masturbated 5 mins prior and couldn't stay hard.

I faked an orgasm when my wife wanted us to try for a baby because I had just masturbated 5 mins prior and couldn't stay hard.  Confession Bear

when I was a child, I was repeatedly raped by a teenage boy on my street. i knew it was wrong, but I never reported him, because I loved every minute of it.

when I was a child, I was repeatedly raped by a teenage boy on my street. i knew it was wrong, but I never reported him, because I loved every minute of it.  Confession Bear

I THINK EMMA WATSON LOOKS LIKE A BOY

I THINK EMMA WATSON LOOKS LIKE A BOY  Confession Bear

I Actually Like yellow starbursts

I Actually Like yellow 
starbursts  Confession Bear

I LOOK FOR WAYS TO GROUND MY CHILDREN SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM

I LOOK FOR WAYS TO GROUND MY CHILDREN SO I CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM  Confession Bear

I pretend to talk on the phone while I'm in stores so the employees there don't talk to me

I pretend to talk on the phone while I'm in stores so the employees there don't talk to me  Confession Bear

Sometimes I pretend to be drunk while texting, so people will leave me alone.

Sometimes I pretend to be drunk while texting,  so people will leave me alone.   Confession Bear

My dislocated jaw is causing me pain and misery, but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor because they might realize I took a beating from the man who "loves" me

My dislocated jaw is causing me pain and misery, but I'm too embarrassed to go to the doctor  because they might realize I took a beating from the man who

I don't care about being the back bone of reddit. I just apparently value wasting time on the internet more than my higher education.

I don't care about being the back bone of reddit.  I just apparently value wasting time on the internet more than my higher education.   Confession Bear
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