Confession Bear

I like the devil's fiddle solo better than Johnny's

I like the devil's fiddle solo better than Johnny's  Confession Bear

I can't get my child to stop lying, stealing, and using drugs So I just reported her for probation violation

I can't get my child to stop lying, stealing, and using drugs So I just reported her for probation violation  Confession Bear

My wife swore if I ever used heroin again she would leave. I fell in love with her friend and pretended to use heroin to get an easy divorce.

My wife swore if I ever used heroin again she would leave. I fell in love with her friend and pretended to use heroin to get an easy divorce.  Confession Bear

I only went to church in high school to meet innocent guys because I made it a challenge to steal their virginity and destroy their religious convictions.

I only went to church in high school to meet innocent guys  because I made it a challenge to steal their virginity and destroy their religious convictions.  Confession Bear

I have a sex advice column in a magazine most of you have probably heard about i am a junior in college and a virgin

I have a sex advice column in a magazine most of you have probably heard about  i am a junior in college and a virgin  Confession Bear

I lie to a priest every week about my faith in God, so that he'll keep paying me to play drums at church.

I lie to a priest every week about my faith in God, so that he'll keep paying me to play drums at church.  Confession Bear

I don't care about Kim Kardashian or Kanye West or anything they say, think, do, or wear

I don't care about Kim Kardashian or Kanye West or anything they say, think, do, or wear  Confession Bear

I sat with my terminally ill best friend as he overdosed because he didn't want to die alone.

I sat with my terminally ill best friend as he overdosed because he didn't want to die alone.  Confession Bear

We're told not to judge all Muslims for the actions of a few radicals Responsible gun owners deserve the same respect

We're told not to judge all Muslims for the actions of a few radicals  Responsible gun owners deserve the same respect  Confession Bear

I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies

I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies  Confession Bear
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