Confession Bear

The pictures of dead pets in Moore, Oklahoma make me more sad than the pictures of dead people.

The pictures of dead pets in Moore, Oklahoma  make me more sad than the pictures of dead people.  Confession Bear

Once a group of Jehovah's Witnesses annoyed me so much that I turned my sprinkler heads to face the front door. When they rang my door at 6 AM on a Saturday I activated my sprinkler system and watched all their stuff get wet.

Once a group of Jehovah's Witnesses annoyed me so much that I turned my sprinkler heads to face the front door. When they rang my door at 6 AM on a Saturday I activated my sprinkler system and watched all their stuff get wet.  Confession Bear

I only want to take up running so I can eat more.

I only want to take up running so I can eat more.  Confession Bear

My best friends girlfriend was cheating on him, his confidence was shattered and he started to fall into depression I paid the best looking escort I could find to hit on him at a bar and have a one night stand. It helped him recover and he now has a new g

My best friends girlfriend was cheating on him, his confidence was shattered and he started to fall into depression I paid the best looking escort I could find to hit on him at a bar and have a one night stand. It helped him recover and he now has a new g  Confession Bear

When I do computer work for my family, I will swap out my older parts for their new ones because I tell myself that they don't need them, and won't even know the difference

When I do computer work for my family, I will swap out my older parts for their new ones because I tell myself that they don't need them, and won't even know the difference  Confession Bear

I only hate 9gag Because reddit tells me to

I only hate 9gag Because reddit tells me to  Confession Bear

I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up

I like holding doors open for fat people when they are far away It makes me laugh to see them awkwardly jog to catch up  Confession Bear

I miss my cats more than my family

I miss my cats more than my family  Confession Bear

I dislike waiting on black people Because they are generally shitty tippers

I dislike waiting on black people Because they are generally shitty tippers  Confession Bear

I pretend not to care about my birthday because no one else does either

I pretend not to care about my birthday because no one else does either  Confession Bear
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