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I use "find my iPhone" to see if my wife is still at work when i get home if she is, i get high

I use
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I fucked my fleshlight so much while my wife was pregnant That I couldnt get off to her post baby, loose, flappy beef curtains

I fucked my fleshlight so much while my wife was pregnant That I couldnt get off to her post baby, loose, flappy beef curtains Confession Bear
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I use my business cards to floss my teeth after lunch

I use my business cards to floss my teeth after lunch Confession Bear
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I got one of my black friends names confused with another black guy I knew So I pretended like I made a new nickname for him because they look the same to me.

I got one of my black friends names confused with another black guy I knew So I pretended like I made a new nickname for him because they look the same to me. Confession Bear
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When someone says, "Heaven received another angel." I secretly want to correct them on what an angel actually is.

When someone says,
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When browsing /r/gonewild/ albums I flick to the last pic to see if there's a money shot before looking at the others

When browsing /r/gonewild/ albums I flick to the last pic to see if there's a money shot before looking at the others Confession Bear
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I really take for granted My country's awesome healthcare

I really take for granted My country's awesome healthcare Confession Bear
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I've been with my gf for 5 years Every time we fuck, I close my eyes and picture her younger sister

I've been with my gf for 5 years Every time we fuck, I close my eyes and picture her younger sister Confession Bear
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If you complain about getting downvoted i will downvote you.

If you complain about getting downvoted i will downvote you. Confession Bear
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I think Walter White is a coward and a liar and not a badass like people say he is

I think Walter White is a coward and a liar and not a badass like people say he is Confession Bear
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