Confession Bear

I removed the thermal paste from my 11 year old computer so I could "advise" my mom to buy a more powerful one

I removed the thermal paste from my 11 year old computer so I could

I take advantage of my father's faulty memory By retelling him jokes or facts hes told me or i've told him multiple times. He never notices and thinks I'm really interesting because of this.

I take advantage of my father's faulty memory By retelling him jokes or facts hes told me or i've told him multiple times.  He never notices and thinks I'm really interesting because of this.  Confession Bear

I don't give a shit if your bra and panties match I'm just glad to be getting laid

I don't give a shit if your bra and panties match I'm just glad to be getting laid  Confession Bear

If you're morbidly obese, I assume that you have neither self-control nor self-discipline

If you're morbidly obese,  I assume that you have neither self-control nor self-discipline  Confession Bear

I upvote all Good Guy Dad memes because i was raised by a single father

I upvote all Good Guy Dad memes because i was raised by a single father  Confession Bear

I don't like OAG because I'm worried it might be me

I don't like OAG because I'm worried it might be me  Confession Bear

I cant grow a beard ..or a mustache

I cant grow a beard ..or a mustache  Confession Bear

I have never been to Graceland Not even a drive by

I have never been to Graceland Not even a drive by  Confession Bear

I remove my pants when it gets to hot... and blame the closest person to me for pulling them down

I remove my pants when it gets to hot... and blame the closest person to me for pulling them down  Confession Bear

I KIND OF WISH THE BOSTON BOMBERS FLED TO MY TOWN BECAUSE A DAY TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOLLOWED BY A NIGHT TIME STREET PARTY SOUNDS REALLY FUN

I KIND OF WISH THE BOSTON BOMBERS FLED TO MY TOWN  BECAUSE A DAY TRAPPED IN MY HOUSE FOLLOWED BY A NIGHT TIME STREET PARTY SOUNDS REALLY FUN  Confession Bear
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