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I am a theoretical submolecular high velocity particle research physicist on a federal grant at harvard. but my family doesnt understand big words so i tell them i work at mcdonalds.

I am a theoretical submolecular high velocity particle research physicist on a federal grant at harvard. but my family doesnt understand big words so i tell them i work at mcdonalds.  Confession Bear

I AM A 31 YEAR OLD MAN I TEAR UP AT EVERY SAD SCENE IN EVERY MOVIE

I AM A 31 YEAR OLD MAN I TEAR UP AT EVERY SAD SCENE IN EVERY MOVIE  Confession Bear

When I smell my wife's underwear... it makes me sneeze

When I smell my wife's underwear... it makes me sneeze  Confession Bear

I haven't slept on the left side of my bed in 3 months because that was my ex-girlfriends side and I keep hoping she'll come back

I haven't slept on the left side of my bed in 3 months because that was my ex-girlfriends side and I keep hoping she'll come back  Confession Bear

I bought Dishonored... and think it's terribly overrated

I bought Dishonored... and think it's terribly overrated  Confession Bear

Im still in love with my ex even though I have a new girlfriend

Im still in love with my ex even though I have a new girlfriend  Confession Bear

me and my best friend from grade 7 are still friends through high school because we smoke a lot of weed

me and my best friend from grade 7 are still friends through high school because we smoke a lot of weed  Confession Bear

Sometimes I Drink Expensive Wine Straight From The Bottle

Sometimes I Drink Expensive Wine Straight From The Bottle  Confession Bear

I find this meme as dull and repetitive as eveyone else but it seems like an effective way to receive karma

I find this meme as dull and repetitive as eveyone else but it seems like an effective way to receive karma  Confession Bear

If you smoke in front of your kids, I automatically assume you're on fire. I'll try to douse the fire so your kids aren't in danger.

If you smoke in front of your kids, I automatically
assume you're on fire. I'll try to douse the fire so your kids aren't in danger.  Confession Bear
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