Confession Bear

Sometimes when a really ugly guy is hitting on me I pretend I'm a lesbian so he will go away

Sometimes when a really ugly guy is hitting on me I pretend I'm a lesbian so he will go away  Confession Bear

I WANT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN

I WANT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE  TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN  Confession Bear

My boss overheard a conversation between my assistant and I, now she thinks I'm autistic I haven't corrected her because I get away with everything now

My boss overheard a conversation between my assistant and I, now she thinks I'm autistic I haven't corrected her because I get away with everything now  Confession Bear

I don't share music I really, really like on any social media site because I don't want people that I hate or people that I think are lame to like the same music I do

I don't share music I really, really like on any social media site because I don't want people that I hate or people that I think are lame to like the same music I do  Confession Bear

I don't care about a celebrity's birthday

I don't care about a celebrity's birthday  Confession Bear

Classic Rock is my favorite music I think Led Zeppelin is just okay

Classic Rock is my favorite music I think Led Zeppelin is just okay  Confession Bear

I tell my parents i'm going to church. They don't know I only go there to skate. I don't even go inside.

I tell my parents i'm going to church. They don't know I only go there to skate. I don't even go inside.  Confession Bear

I'm not really a kind and patient person I'm just too much of a chicken to be an asshole

I'm not really a kind and patient person I'm just too much of a chicken to be an asshole  Confession Bear

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on shittyadviceanimals and post spam?

Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on shittyadviceanimals and post spam?  Confession Bear

I dislike the erhmagerd meme

I dislike the erhmagerd meme  Confession Bear
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