Confession Bear

Everything I know about passover is from an episode of rugrats

Everything I know about passover is from an episode of rugrats   Confession Bear

I farted in my office, it smelled like hot dogs and ass, My boss came in and thought he smelled hot dogs and wanted that for lunch

I farted in my office, it smelled like hot dogs and ass, My boss came in and thought he smelled hot dogs and wanted that for lunch  Confession Bear

I met and friendzoned 3 girls that I have no intention of dating because I get a hard on whenever they subtly fight for me

I met and friendzoned 3 girls that I have no intention of dating because I get a hard on whenever they subtly fight for me  Confession Bear

I think people who get facial piercings, color their hair funny, and other obvious body modifications are screaming for the attention they never received as kids due to neglectful parents

I think people who get facial piercings, color their hair funny, and other obvious body modifications are screaming for the attention they never received as kids due to neglectful parents  Confession Bear

I actually like Google+ I think its easy to use and better than Facebook

I actually like Google+ I think its easy to use and better than Facebook  Confession Bear

I ALWAYS play music in my dormroom So my roomate doesnt get the chance to play any of his hipster bullshit music

I ALWAYS play music in my dormroom So my roomate doesnt get the chance to play any of his hipster bullshit music  Confession Bear

I will do anything, including saying that i believe in god If it will increase my chances of having sex

I will do anything, including saying that i believe in god If it will increase my chances of having sex  Confession Bear

I don't care about Instagram's new policy... because i'm never gunna use it

I don't care about Instagram's new policy... because i'm never gunna use it  Confession Bear

Sometimes I hook up with girls who have a boyfriend. Then I go to their boyfriend's facebook page and laugh at them.

Sometimes I hook up with girls who have a boyfriend. Then I go to their boyfriend's facebook page and laugh at them.   Confession Bear

I secretly hope reddit starts to suck and looses its appeal Just So I can have my free time back

I secretly hope reddit starts to suck and looses its appeal Just So I can have my free time back  Confession Bear
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