Confession Bear

I never liked PB&J Sandwiches

I never liked PB&J Sandwiches  Confession Bear

I wish my extended family would leave So that I can masturbate.

I wish my extended family would leave So that I can masturbate.   Confession Bear

I started to enjoy hopeless miserable bickering on r/india

I started to enjoy hopeless miserable bickering on r/india  Confession Bear

I’m not a Monty Python fan, and don’t find any of their work remotely funny.

I’m not a Monty Python fan, and don’t find any of their work remotely funny.  Confession Bear

I've never watched an episode of spongebob squarepants

I've never watched  an episode of spongebob squarepants  Confession Bear

If you're overweight i'm less inclined to wanting to sort out your problem

If you're overweight i'm less inclined to wanting to sort out your problem  Confession Bear

When I was 5 I stabbed my mom's cat Because it ate my hamster

When I was 5 I stabbed my mom's cat Because it ate my hamster  Confession Bear

Sometimes I say the most ridiculous statements just to end a conversation with someone.

Sometimes I say the most ridiculous statements just to end a conversation with someone.  Confession Bear

I've talked myself out of murdering my ex-wife SEVERAL TIMES

I've talked myself out of murdering my ex-wife SEVERAL TIMES  Confession Bear

I bought my dad a nice weapon engraved with one of my favorite quotes because I know I'll eventually inherit it

I bought my dad a nice weapon engraved with one of my favorite quotes because I know I'll eventually inherit it  Confession Bear
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