Confession Bear

I tell my family I hate nutella So they never suspect me when i eat the entire jar

I tell my family I hate nutella So they never suspect me when i eat the entire jar  Confession Bear

I have no idea what I'm doing at the gym

I have no idea what I'm  doing at the gym  Confession Bear

I'm American And I actually like Nickelback

I'm American
 And I actually like Nickelback  Confession Bear

I grew up in a family of racists I'm more predujiced against white trash than minorities

I grew up in a family of racists I'm more predujiced against white trash than minorities  Confession Bear

If you have a handicap license on your car I automatically assume you suck at driving

If you have a handicap license on your car I automatically assume you suck at driving  Confession Bear

My girlfriend asked why I couldn't come over, I told her because I didn't want to get stuck out in the snow I really just wanted to stay home and play videogames.

My girlfriend asked why I couldn't come over, I told her because I didn't want to get stuck out in the snow I really just wanted to stay home and play videogames.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I hold a sign at Wal-Mart that says "Traveling broke and hungry" I live right down the road and have a full time job

Sometimes I hold a sign at Wal-Mart that says

I get angry at teenagers with unplanned pregnancies because my wife and I can never conceive

I get angry at teenagers with unplanned pregnancies because my wife and I can never conceive  Confession Bear

I used to work at a three star restaurant Where the five second rule applied in the kitchen

I used to work at a three star restaurant Where the five second rule applied in the kitchen  Confession Bear

I'm an atheist but I'm still afraid of the dark

I'm an atheist but I'm still afraid of the dark  Confession Bear
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