Confession Bear

My boyfriend's got huge dick It's too big for me to enjoy it

My boyfriend's got huge dick It's too big for me to enjoy it  Confession Bear

I turn off Facebook and twitter notifications on my phone so i have a "reason" to check them all the time

I turn off Facebook and twitter notifications on my phone so i have a

Had sex with my fat, uncool coworker I want to do it again

Had sex with my fat, uncool coworker I want to do it again  Confession Bear

Someone held the door for me And I didn't say thank you

Someone held the door for me And I didn't say thank you  Confession Bear

If you have a GoPro on a pole pointed at your face I automatically assume you're a massive wanker

If you have a GoPro on a pole pointed at your face I automatically assume you're a massive wanker  Confession Bear

I choose my craft beer pints based on how cool i think the tap handles are

I choose my craft beer pints based on how cool i think the tap handles are  Confession Bear

I don't respect people who love sports that much Because sports don't stimulate me intellectually

I don't respect people who love sports that much Because sports don't stimulate me intellectually  Confession Bear

I DRINK HARD CIDER WHEN I'M ALONE IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS

I DRINK HARD CIDER WHEN I'M ALONE IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS  Confession Bear

Firefly is boring and lame

Firefly is boring and lame  Confession Bear

I used to get upset at my ex for leaving the bathroom so messy Now I live alone and have nobody to blame

I used to get upset at my ex for leaving the bathroom so messy Now I live alone and have nobody to blame  Confession Bear
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