Confession Bear

I'm a straight white male and I'm not sorry

I'm a straight white male and I'm not sorry  Confession Bear

This meme has become the funniest on reddit Because everyone has become so politically correct

This meme has become the funniest on reddit Because everyone has become so politically correct  Confession Bear

i was fisted once

 i was fisted once   Confession Bear

MY SISTER HAD AN ABUSIVE BABY'S DADDY HE LEFT A PARTY DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND I CALLED THE POLICE ON HIM, HE WAS LATER DEPORTED

MY SISTER HAD AN ABUSIVE BABY'S DADDY HE LEFT A PARTY DRUNK ONE NIGHT AND I CALLED THE POLICE ON HIM, HE WAS LATER DEPORTED  Confession Bear

I'm deaf and I grew up not learning how to speak properly I let people think I'm from Newfoundland to reinforce the sterotype about them

I'm deaf and I grew up not learning how to speak properly I let people think I'm from Newfoundland to reinforce the sterotype about them  Confession Bear

When I see a girl with a Victoria's Secret bag I imagine her in lingerie

When I see a girl with a Victoria's Secret bag I imagine her in lingerie  Confession Bear

I masturbate and finish in my underwear

I masturbate and finish in my underwear  Confession Bear

I don't think Futurama is funny

I don't think Futurama is funny  Confession Bear

you know that dubstep song in the microsoft commercial we all dislike I actually like it

you know that dubstep song in the microsoft commercial we all dislike I actually like it  Confession Bear

When I run into a youtube clip with no comments I feel bad for them and contribute "9gag army was here, amirite guys?"

When I run into a youtube clip with no comments I feel bad for them and contribute
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