Confession Bear

I wish facebook was still limited to people who went to the same college I want to complain about my parents, but they are on facebook, and so is the whole family. I just want to vent

I wish facebook was still limited to people who went to the same college I want to complain about my parents, but they are on facebook, and so is the whole family. I just want to vent  Confession Bear

When I take my family to Disney World I hire a disabled "tour guide" for $300/hr so we can use the handicap entrance for the ride.

When I take my family to Disney World I hire a disabled

I only go to Youth Group, For the free pizza.

I only go to Youth Group, For the free pizza.  Confession Bear

When I drive my friends around, I'll pretend a song on the radio is my jam and blare it, so I can fart.

When I drive my friends around, I'll pretend a song on the radio is my jam and blare it, so I can fart.   Confession Bear

Sometimes I pinch my baby before handing her over to my ex wife so she now thinks she's a horrible mother, and her daughter hates her.

Sometimes I pinch my baby before handing her over to my ex wife so she now thinks she's a horrible mother, and her daughter hates her.  Confession Bear

I don't like Louis C.K

I don't like Louis C.K  Confession Bear

I cross check all my spelling on google Just so i don't get corrected

I cross check all my spelling on google Just so i don't get corrected  Confession Bear

I hate nutella

I hate nutella  Confession Bear

I don't think jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse are funny

I don't think jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse are funny  Confession Bear

I downvote all the pictures of cats

I downvote all the pictures of cats
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