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When I see someone who is highly overweight on a motorized cart at the mall I assume they are extraordinarily lazy and lack any semblance of self respect

When I see someone who is highly overweight on a motorized cart at the mall I assume they are extraordinarily lazy and lack any semblance of self respect Confession Bear
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I take batteries from my mom's vibrator and use them for my own vibrator

I take batteries from my mom's vibrator and use them for my own vibrator Confession Bear
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i assume all of you are white

i assume all of you are white Confession Bear
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I once hired a hooker that turned out to be my best friend's girlfriend To this day he doesn't know she is a hooker; and I still occasionally pay her for sex.

I once hired a hooker that turned out to be my best friend's girlfriend To this day he doesn't know she is a hooker; and I still occasionally pay her for sex. Confession Bear
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IN CHARGE OF ORDERING SUPPLIES FOR MY COMPANY'S CUSTODIAL STAFF. HAVEN'T BOUGHT TOILET PAPER, GARBAGE BAGS OR PAPER TOWELS FOR MY HOUSE IN 5 YEARS.

IN CHARGE OF ORDERING SUPPLIES FOR MY COMPANY'S CUSTODIAL STAFF. HAVEN'T BOUGHT TOILET PAPER, GARBAGE BAGS OR PAPER TOWELS FOR MY HOUSE IN 5 YEARS. Confession Bear
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My Dad used to beat my mom when I was a child I never forgot it, so when I got older I beat the living fuck out of him

My Dad used to beat my mom when I was a child I never forgot it, so when I got older I beat the living fuck out of him Confession Bear
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I stole a condom from my best friends night stand while he was sleeping so I could fuck his younger sister in the shower

I stole a condom from my best friends night stand while he was sleeping so I could fuck his younger sister in the shower Confession Bear
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The guy giving out samples of chips and fresh guacamole left his station for a minute So i ate the rest of the samples while he was gone

The guy giving out samples of chips and fresh guacamole left his station for a minute So i ate the rest of the samples while he was gone Confession Bear
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The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck

The reason I don't delete certain people off my FaceBook? Because everyone loves a good trainwreck Confession Bear
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I tell people i'm irish even though i'm not because telling them anything else when you have red hair and freckles is futile

I tell people i'm irish even though i'm not because telling them anything else when you have red hair and freckles is futile Confession Bear
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