Confession Bear

I broke a window and blamed it on my friend and he had to pay $200 to fix it

I broke a window and blamed it on my friend  and he had to pay $200 to fix it  Confession Bear

My mom hides all the toenail clippers because I compulsively clip the skin on my feet Today while looking for the clippers in her sock drawer, I found her massive yellow dildo

My mom hides all the toenail clippers because I compulsively clip the skin on my feet Today while looking for the clippers in her sock drawer, I found her massive yellow dildo  Confession Bear

When I mass produce edibles for myself I hand them out to homeless people I pass and say nothing.

When I mass produce edibles for myself  I hand them out to homeless people I pass and say nothing.  Confession Bear

Sometimes I feel that I Relate to Ozymandias more than Batman

Sometimes I  feel that I  Relate to Ozymandias more than Batman  Confession Bear

I'm really just posting here Hoping some roosterteeth staff might see this and talk about it on the podcast

I'm really just posting here Hoping some roosterteeth staff might see this and talk about it on the podcast  Confession Bear

Sometimes I think the U.S. Government is aware of terror plots and allow them to happen as a means to institute more draconian laws

Sometimes I think the U.S. Government is aware of terror plots and allow them to happen as a means to institute more draconian laws   Confession Bear

I have stock in Monsanto

I have stock in Monsanto  Confession Bear

i have become more upset over a pet's death Than the death of any human, ever

i have become more upset over a pet's death Than the death of any human, ever  Confession Bear

I wanted to prove my wife wrong so I placed the cat on top of the cat tree

I wanted to prove my wife wrong so I placed the cat on top of the cat tree  Confession Bear

I'm an atheist but I love the Lord's prayer

I'm an atheist but I love the Lord's prayer  Confession Bear
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