Confession Bear

I hate all of you

 I hate all of you  Confession Bear

I bring my dog around women so i can stare down their shirts while they bend over to pet him

I bring my dog around women so i can stare down their shirts while they bend over to pet him  Confession Bear

i didn't laugh because your joke isn't funny not because i didn't hear you

i didn't laugh because your joke isn't funny not because i didn't hear you  Confession Bear

I start masturbating The minute my roommate starts snoring

I start masturbating  The minute my roommate starts snoring  Confession Bear

If you wear high socks and jordan sandals I immediately assume youre a douche bag

If you wear high socks and jordan sandals  I immediately assume youre a douche bag  Confession Bear

I have a girlfriend But I'm in love with with another girl but afraid of leaving my girlfriend

I have a girlfriend But I'm in love with with another girl but afraid of leaving my girlfriend  Confession Bear

I only upvote posts I comment on In hopes of more karma

I only upvote posts I comment on In hopes of more karma  Confession Bear

Somebody asked me for some tylenol, but i had run out. So I gave he zofran, and he claimed his ankle pain went away.

Somebody asked me for some tylenol, but i had run out. So I gave he zofran, and he claimed his ankle pain went away.   Confession Bear

I'm dating a guy 12 years younger than me He has no idea it's only for the dick

I'm dating a guy 12 years younger than me He has no idea it's only for the dick  Confession Bear

I was really depressed but joining reddit has cheered me up

I was really depressed but joining reddit has cheered me up  Confession Bear
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