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I fucking hate cats I think they are the most selfish and annoying pets that don't even love their owners

I fucking hate cats I think they are the most selfish and annoying pets that don't even love their owners Confession Bear
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I forgot to eat plenty of moss and stones before hibernation Now I'm sleeping in my own feces

I forgot to eat plenty of moss and stones before hibernation Now I'm sleeping in my own feces Confession Bear
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I told my mom i was going to a job interview I went to gamestop instead

I told my mom i was going to a job interview I went to gamestop instead Confession Bear
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I love it when my girlfriend starts little make out sessions in the shower That way she doesn't feel me pissing on her legs because I'm to lazy to walk to the toilet

I love it when my girlfriend starts little make out sessions in the shower That way she doesn't feel me pissing on her legs because I'm to lazy to walk to the toilet Confession Bear
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My mom thought her electric toothbrush was using batteries like crazy, so she bought a new one... I have been switching my vibrator's dying batteries for her new ones each time.

My mom thought her electric toothbrush was using batteries like crazy, so she bought a new one... I have been switching my vibrator's dying batteries for her new ones each time. Confession Bear
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I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend by letting myself become selfish and disgusting enough that she does it for me.

I'm trying to break up with my girlfriend by letting myself become selfish and disgusting enough that she does it for me. Confession Bear
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It's my fourth year as an engineer in college and I still look to see if there are any hot girls in class on the first day

It's my fourth year as an engineer in college and I still look to see if there are any hot girls in class on the first day Confession Bear
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When I was a kid I used my master ball on a Doduo

When I was a kid I used my master ball on a Doduo Confession Bear
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whenever I ejaculate my semen comes out yellow with chunks and so I'm too scared to have sex.

whenever I ejaculate my semen comes out yellow with chunks and so I'm too scared to have sex. Confession Bear
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Found out my wife was sleeping with a co-worker Every shower, I jerk off into her loufa in hopes that he gets a little taste of my action.

Found out my wife was sleeping with a co-worker Every shower, I jerk off into her loufa in hopes that he gets a little taste of my action. Confession Bear
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