Confession Bear

If you're going slowly in the fast lane and i have to leave it to go around you i don't use my blinkers and i cut in front of you as closely as possible in hopes you will freak out and wreck

If you're going slowly in the fast lane and i have to leave it to go around you i don't use my blinkers and i cut in front of you as closely as possible in hopes you will freak out and wreck  Confession Bear

i use things i find on reddit to try and impress my friends

i use things i find on reddit to try and impress my friends  Confession Bear

When a client claimed it must have been "God" that brought us together I purposefully took longer on her project

When a client claimed it must have been

Jennifer Lawrence

Jennifer Lawrence  Confession Bear

I am not the person That i want to be

I am not the person That i want to be  Confession Bear

I actually liked Mullet Superman

I actually liked Mullet Superman  Confession Bear

I dont like michael phelps even though he smokes weed

I dont like michael phelps even though he smokes weed  Confession Bear

My first impression of you Will be made or broken by how deep you squat

My first impression of you Will be made or broken by how deep you squat  Confession Bear

I try to avoid walking behind fat people because I expect there to be a constant stream of fart smell behind them.

I try to avoid walking behind fat people because I expect there to be a constant stream of fart smell behind them.  Confession Bear

We all hate scumbag girls, but each one of us would do the girl in the picture.

We all hate scumbag girls, but each one of us would do the girl in the picture.   Confession Bear
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