Confession Bear

I DON'T LIKE BABY STROLLERS

I DON'T LIKE BABY STROLLERS  Confession Bear

I only clean my apartment because I'm scared if I die, people will know what a slob I am

I only clean my apartment because I'm scared if I die, people will know what a slob I am  Confession Bear

I have a smalle penis

 I have a smalle penis  Confession Bear

I don't really care about what's in the safe because whatever it is I know I'm not getting any of it.

I don't really care about what's in the safe because whatever it is I know I'm not getting any of it.  Confession Bear

I go through a roll of toilet paper every few days Because I can't poop unless I put some up my butt first.

I go through a roll of toilet paper every few days Because I can't poop unless I put some up my butt first.  Confession Bear

I unfriended you Because you have the same first name as my boyfriend and I'm tired of scrolling past you to tag him.

I unfriended you Because you have the same first name as my boyfriend and I'm tired of scrolling past you to tag him.  Confession Bear

I DOWNVOTE ALL CAT PICTURES IT'S MY SILENT PROTEST TOWARDS THEm FOR NOT OWNING A DOG

I DOWNVOTE ALL CAT PICTURES IT'S MY SILENT PROTEST TOWARDS THEm FOR NOT OWNING A DOG  Confession Bear

I get turned on by gaping assholes

I get turned on by gaping assholes  Confession Bear

I won't get caught tethering to my mobile on my no tethering allowed plan Got caught updating windows

I won't get caught tethering to my mobile on my no tethering allowed plan Got caught updating windows  Confession Bear

The only reason I eat asparagus is because I like the way it makes my urine smell

The only reason I eat asparagus is because I like the way it makes my urine smell  Confession Bear
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