Confession Bear

When I swim laps next to a pretty lady, I try to match their speed and breathe on the side that gives me the best view. They never notice because I am a poor swimmer that is never able to match their speed.

When I swim laps next to a pretty lady, I try to match their speed and breathe on the side that gives me the best view. They never notice because I am a poor swimmer that is never able to match their speed.   Confession Bear

I actually didn't like star wars as a kid

I actually didn't like star wars as a kid  Confession Bear

I work in a bank and silently judge everyone based on their money management

I work in a bank and silently judge everyone based on their money management  Confession Bear

i don't like fennekin nearly as much as froakie

i don't like fennekin nearly as much as froakie  Confession Bear

I have two pee holes in my dick

I have two pee holes in my dick  Confession Bear

I keep an Excel file Tracking how many times I've fapped to girls that I know.

I keep an Excel file Tracking how many times I've fapped to girls that I know.  Confession Bear

I Joke about being mentally unstable with my friends to make it seem like no big deal But i'm pretty sure there is something seriously wrong with me

I Joke about being mentally unstable with my friends to make it seem like no big deal But i'm pretty sure there is something seriously wrong with me  Confession Bear

I ACCEPT FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUESTS VERY SELECTIVELY UNLESS THEY ARE FROM FEMALES

I ACCEPT FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUESTS VERY SELECTIVELY UNLESS THEY ARE FROM FEMALES  Confession Bear

I dont care about your confessions And I feel like this meme is overused

I dont care about your confessions  And I feel like this meme is overused  Confession Bear

I POSTED ON /R/TODAYILEARNED TODAY I LEARNED IT YESTERDAY

I POSTED ON /R/TODAYILEARNED TODAY I LEARNED IT YESTERDAY  Confession Bear
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