Confession Bear

I use my bathroom scale Only to measure myself before and after poops

I use my bathroom scale Only to measure myself before and after poops  Confession Bear

MY FATHER DIED AT PEARL HARBOR AND I HATE THE JAPANESE FOR IT I JUST PRETEND TO NOT CARE BECAUSE OF SOCIAL NORMS

MY FATHER DIED AT PEARL HARBOR AND I HATE THE JAPANESE FOR IT I JUST PRETEND TO NOT CARE BECAUSE OF SOCIAL NORMS   Confession Bear

I walk my dog every few hours so I feel better about playing more video games

I walk my dog every few hours so I feel better about playing more video games  Confession Bear

When I make these things, I never know what text to put on the top and what to put on the bottom

When I make these things, I never know what text to put on the top and what to put on the bottom  Confession Bear

I have a highly paid software engineering job I'd love to quit, move to the country and become an organic farmer.

I have a highly paid software engineering job I'd love to quit, move to the country and become an organic farmer.  Confession Bear

I was once 1 pound short for a KFC family bucket for myself So I stole money from a homeless man

I was once 1 pound short for a KFC family bucket for myself So I stole money from a homeless man  Confession Bear

The real reason I don't do online dating is because I only get matched with fat chicks

The real reason I don't do online dating is because I only get matched with fat chicks  Confession Bear

When I make her breakfast it's sexy When she makes me breakfast it's sexist

When I make her breakfast it's sexy When she makes me breakfast it's sexist  Confession Bear

I say I go on reddit for the infinite amount of knowledge and ideas All i do is look at freakin cats and funny pictures

I say I go on reddit for the infinite amount of knowledge and ideas All i do is look at freakin cats and funny pictures  Confession Bear

I prefer ninetales over arcanine

I prefer ninetales over arcanine  Confession Bear
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