Confession Bear

I make incorrect statements on reddit So the pompous' will do my research

I make incorrect statements on reddit So the pompous' will do my research  Confession Bear

When I found my neighbor's dead body in his home I took the $300 stack of cash on his coffee table before I called the police

When I found my neighbor's dead body in his home I took the $300 stack of cash on his coffee table before I called the police  Confession Bear

The only reason I know it's Lent is because every fast food restaurant is advertising fish sandwiches

The only reason I know it's Lent is because every fast food restaurant is advertising fish sandwiches  Confession Bear

I think that retards at schools shouldn't get any extra attention it is better spent on people who are going to do something with their life

I think that retards at schools shouldn't get any extra attention it is better spent on people who are going to do something with their life  Confession Bear

I got in a fight with my boyfriend last night So out of petty revenge I programmed all of his tv recordings end five minutes early

I got in a fight with my boyfriend last night So out of petty revenge I programmed all of his tv recordings end five minutes early  Confession Bear

i went black then i went back

i went black then i went back  Confession Bear

I have allowed my SO to fuck me in the ass with her dildo and i liked it.

I have allowed my SO to fuck me in the ass with her dildo and i liked it.  Confession Bear

I upvote everyone That replies to me

I upvote everyone That replies to me  Confession Bear

If you type in "me" when you meant "my" I stop reading, and start over in a pirate voice

If you type in

I hacked my high schools' grade system to give the girl I liked straight A's She now goes to Stanfard and is failing many of her classes

I hacked my high schools' grade system to give the girl I liked straight A's She now goes to Stanfard and is failing many of her classes  Confession Bear
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