Confession Bear

sometimes i throw a comment out there to see how many downvotes i can get

sometimes i throw a comment out there to see how many downvotes i can get  Confession Bear

Im glad the bassist from slipknot died

Im glad  the bassist from slipknot died  Confession Bear

Sometimes my farts Smell like roast dinner

Sometimes my farts Smell like roast dinner  Confession Bear

sometimes when I'm bored I like to go into my tub and pretend i'm a fish

sometimes when I'm bored I like to go into my tub and pretend i'm a fish  Confession Bear

I listen to every awful moment of NPR's pledge week To punish myself for not giving them anything

I listen to every awful moment of NPR's pledge week To punish myself for not giving them anything  Confession Bear

When I was little my mom kept her douche in the shower I thought it was a water toy and used it to squirt water in my mouth

When I was little my mom kept her douche in the shower I thought it was a water toy and used it to squirt water in my mouth  Confession Bear

I like wearing clothes that show a lot of cleavage Because it draws away attention from my not so attractive face

I like wearing clothes that show a lot of cleavage Because it draws away attention from my not so attractive face  Confession Bear

I PREFER DINING HALLS OVER MY MOTHER'S HOME COOKED MEALS

I PREFER DINING HALLS OVER MY MOTHER'S HOME COOKED MEALS  Confession Bear

I pee in the dark so my kids can't find me so I can have a moment of peace.

I pee in the dark so my kids can't find me so I can have a moment of peace.  Confession Bear

I still use my student ID for discount movie tickets, but I graduated from college years ago.

I still use my student ID for discount movie tickets, but I graduated from college years ago.  Confession Bear
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