Confession Bear

IF YOU HAVE A LIFTED TRUCK I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG

IF YOU HAVE A  LIFTED TRUCK I AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG  Confession Bear

My friend got tattoos of the twin towers and every thinks hes brave and that the tattoos are nice I think they look like regular rectangles that have no detail and that he made a bad decision

My friend got tattoos of the twin towers and every thinks hes brave and that the tattoos are nice I think they look like regular rectangles that have no detail and that he made a bad decision  Confession Bear

I'm told i'm good at giving dating advice but I've never had a girlfriend

I'm told i'm good at giving dating advice but I've never had a girlfriend  Confession Bear

I don't really like bacon or cats

I don't really like bacon or cats  Confession Bear

i don't invite my friends to go out because i don't want to be let down when they say no

i don't invite my friends to go out because i don't want to be let down when they say no  Confession Bear

Had best sex of my life with my ex, in my bedroom, while fiance walked home from work.

Had best sex of my life with my ex, in my bedroom, while fiance walked home from work.  Confession Bear

I use my mom's electric toothbrush to masturbate every single day after work.

I use my mom's electric toothbrush  to masturbate every single day after work.  Confession Bear

I have a little party in my head when my child is bad in the evenings... Because I can put him to bed early and eat ice cream and watch what I want on t.v.

I have a little party in my head when my child is bad in the evenings... Because I can put him to bed early and eat ice cream and watch what I want on t.v.  Confession Bear

I love old PC mice Because I can play with their balls

I love old PC mice Because I can play with their balls  Confession Bear

I once slept with a girl who was unaware she was on her period in a totally dark room I made her suck my dick afterwards to clean it up. She doestn know to this day

I once slept with a girl who was unaware she was on her period in a totally dark room I made her suck my dick afterwards to clean it up. She doestn know to this day  Confession Bear
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