Confession Bear

I'm 21 years old And I still sleep with a blankie and teddy bear

I'm 21 years old And I still sleep with a blankie and teddy bear  Confession Bear

I really think that Abercrombie and Fitch are right to do whatever please them. It's their company, they decide who their target is.

I really think that Abercrombie and Fitch are right to do whatever please them. It's their company, they decide who their target is.  Confession Bear

My girlfriend washes dishes by hand. After she leaves, I put them in the dishwasher anyway.

My girlfriend washes dishes by hand. After she leaves, I put them in the dishwasher anyway.  Confession Bear

Does a bear shit in the woods? ....watch your step there.

Does a bear shit in the woods? ....watch your step there.  Confession Bear

One time I masturbated with a cucumber, washed it put it back in the fridge My family ate it for dinner

One time I masturbated with a cucumber, washed it put it back in the fridge My family ate it for dinner  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy when toilet water splashes my butt

I actually enjoy when toilet water splashes my butt  Confession Bear

I started a phd and became a better persion... ...Just to spite my ex fiance for dumping me

I started a phd and became a better persion... ...Just to spite my ex fiance for dumping me  Confession Bear

Even though I get alerts for Facebook messages on my phone I wait a few minutes before I open them so the time stamp doesn't show that I read it immediately after it was sent.

Even though I get alerts for Facebook messages on my phone I wait a few minutes before I open them so the time stamp doesn't show that I read it immediately after it was sent.  Confession Bear

I get disappointed when i can't tell the size of my poop Because the toilet paper is covering it...

I get disappointed when i can't tell the size of my poop Because the toilet paper is covering it...  Confession Bear

I am getting paid to play Jesus for a church on good Friday I am an atheist

I am getting paid to play Jesus for a church on good Friday I am an atheist  Confession Bear
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